🧑‍🍳 Chris Releases a Cookbook (No, Really)

That’s right. I’ve officially gone from theory test to taste test – and released a cookbook.
But not just any cookbook.

Welcome to the Coaching Cookbook

What started as a joke about the limits of pure coaching has turned into a full-blown satirical PDF – packed with real recipes written in full-on coaching style.
No instructions. No clarity. Just introspective questions and gentle encouragement.

Because sometimes, when someone asks “how do I make carbonara?”, the worst possible answer is:

“Well, how do you feel about pancetta?”

Why this matters (and why it’s funny)

The Coaching Cookbook isn’t just about food. It’s about learning. It’s about what happens when we go too far into ‘ask, don’t tell’ – and forget that clarity is also kindness.

I wrote this to make you laugh – but also to make a point.

Because whether it’s flapjacks or driving, sometimes people need more than open-ended questions.
They need a path. A choice. A recipe, not just a reflection prompt.


🍽️ What’s inside?

  • Coached Carbonara – Italy meets introspection
  • Free-Range Flapjacks – A breakfast with no boundaries
  • Stir-Fry Your Soul – Chaos. Heat. Growth.
  • Crumble the RulesSalmon of Self-BeliefRisotto Unresolved and more…

Each recipe comes with questions, chaos, and a healthy serving of truth.